Hi everybody!

Today, Life was boring as the usual where everybody had there classes all so quietly, not until…

ENGLISH. We had a English test referring to the book ‘The Outsiders’ and received our Exam results back. Even Though I should be proud that I got a total of 96% but I am still not satisfied! D: [sigh…]

After all those tests (Gees Tiring), Christine and I started to talk about all those different and real versions of many fairy tales. So disgusting Much.. So therefore I decided to make a disgusting version of one of the most traditional fairy tales: Snow White and here I go:

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful princess named Snow White. She had a stepmother who loved her very much and always gave her many goodies but needed her to work real hard in everything, including cleaning the toilet.

One day when she was out in the garden picking up the horse poop left over by her stallion ‘starbuck’ a Prince from the land of The fatsome world came to visit her. Snow White’s stepmother, the queen, saw the whole scene and thought that they would develop to become a cute lovely couple. So the Queen decided to find the Prince and call for a marriage. But the queen never knew that the Prince was a rapist and had phsycological problems, most importantly a pedophile.Snow white was still quite young and still in college doing her last years of education.

On day, Snow White heard her mother talking to her father about Snow white getting married to the Prince. Snow white Was thrilled because she knew even though the queen loved her a lot but she still had to do so many chores (she hated it), therefore she was glad to marry the prince and become so properly served by his kingdom. Her father disagreed to the decision and stomped out the room.

One day, when snow white was out in the woods to collect firewood of the castle. she was held under arrest by a bunch of dwarfs. It was the Queens idea to do that and she knew that Snow white had dreamed for her life to get married. So the dwarfs brought her over to a little spooky cottage to stay for the while. Night time came soon after and Snow white was sound asleep. The Prince was in find of Snow White and there he found her in the cottage sleeping quietly.the prince crept up to her and gave her some tranquillizers to put her to sleep for the rest of her life. There the prince raped her and left without anybody knowing.

Approximately ten months later, the queen came to visit her and found her laying there ice still with ice blue lips. The queen knew that the prince had poisoned her.

Two days later at her funeral, everybody was sobbing for the farewell of Snow White. Suddenly, everybody heard some crying noise.The funeral director opened up the lid and found Snow White awakened by her new baby twin boys. The queen was so shocked that she immediately was stunned to death. And this time, the coffin was prepared for the queen instead of the princess.

Such and amazing story.ironic much. LOL!